Living room hawks and the kitchen snakes cant get him there!
MadMadBunny
He has the higher ground now. Beware of r/murderbuns !
pastelkawaiibunny
Oh what a cutie!!!
My bunny also likes to sit on a little round “seat”- it’s actually a storage bin but she says it’s her throne
blanched_almond
buncket
CocaineRascal
I love him
leafleaf123
🪣⏰
RoJayJo
This… is a bucket.
Soft_Nuggs
He’s right
weirdness_incarnate
What a majestic bun
Timely_Upstairs2525
Okay, this is day number 295, tape number… I don’t even know, I’ve lost track.
Nothing feels real anymore.
The longer I study this bucket the less sense anything makes. (The recording gets louder and clearer, as if they were an actual narrator instead of a tape recording)
The sheer euphoria I feel every time I pick it up, no matter how many times I’ve done it, it’s always the same feeling.
And the emptiness in my chest when I set it down.
It doesn’t make sense!
There’s no explanation for it!
I still haven’t figured out why I see the world so differently when this bucket is in my arms.
Why everything feels so…
What do I do with this treasure?
I can… I can monetize it.
Yes…
It’s unthinkable the amounts of money people will pay for even just an hour with the bucket.
This is my golden ticket.
But I have to be careful, because as soon as this gets out there’s going to be a target on my back.
Even now, I don’t know who might be trying to get –
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Living room hawks and the kitchen snakes cant get him there!
He has the higher ground now. Beware of r/murderbuns !
Oh what a cutie!!!
My bunny also likes to sit on a little round “seat”- it’s actually a storage bin but she says it’s her throne
buncket
I love him
🪣⏰
This… is a bucket.
He’s right
What a majestic bun
Okay, this is day number 295, tape number… I don’t even know, I’ve lost track.
Nothing feels real anymore.
The longer I study this bucket the less sense anything makes. (The recording gets louder and clearer, as if they were an actual narrator instead of a tape recording)
The sheer euphoria I feel every time I pick it up, no matter how many times I’ve done it, it’s always the same feeling.
And the emptiness in my chest when I set it down.
It doesn’t make sense!
There’s no explanation for it!
I still haven’t figured out why I see the world so differently when this bucket is in my arms.
Why everything feels so…
What do I do with this treasure?
I can… I can monetize it.
Yes…
It’s unthinkable the amounts of money people will pay for even just an hour with the bucket.
This is my golden ticket.
But I have to be careful, because as soon as this gets out there’s going to be a target on my back.
Even now, I don’t know who might be trying to get –
[Strange otherworldly noises]
What’s that? Who’s there?
[Whispering]
Gambhorra’ta…