Porridge lets the people know: “We can have more than one mayor! Why be emenies when we can be frends!? Being a mayor is abot being cool and doing things and being nice and stuff”
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Porridge lets the people know: “We can have more than one mayor! Why be emenies when we can be frends!? Being a mayor is abot being cool and doing things and being nice and stuff”
by deltadelta199
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His iconic hat is currently being washed as he peed on it again.
Also, for the uninitiated, the “200” in his ear is a tattoo given to him when he was still at his previous owner/breeder who intended to keep him for showing. Unfortunately, Pongy’s ears grew too long, disqualifying him from show. He was then sold for 20CHF (roughly the same in USD) on a second hand sales app.
What a bunevolent mayor! 😲
I’m onto you Mayo Pordgee. Trying to pull the ol’ “let’s have multiple mayos so another mayo can perform mayo duties instead of me” scam eh?
N trains. Do not 4get train.
We can have vice-mayo. Or two, so they can switch when the other one’s having a nap. Porry is a good Mayo, but I think he might be a little corrupted, I wonder why Cub is the sheriff.. Maybe she shared treats?
You’re just trying to distract people from the fact that you never gave us the trains you promised. It’s time to vote for Pablo and vote Mayo Ping Pong out of office
< [BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) >
THIS IS BNN BREAKING NEWS
Good afternoon from the studio, I am your anchor and the second Mayor of Bunnville, Sam Likeitcold.
Finally, Mayo Pomgerry has admitted that another mayo is needed in Bunnville. Critics were quick to pounce on this announcement and pointed out that it is tantamount to an admission that Mayo Poglaroo is unable and incapable of governing the city himself. Critics further point to the myriad of broken promises and mismanaged programs such as the lack of trains for everybun; bringing elemectrification to include park benches and toilet seats, but not cars, trucks, and things that go. They also point to the Mayo’s creation of a thriving black market Veterinary service just one inch beyond the territory of Bunnville after he banned Vets from the city. His critics decry Mayo Pongfloop’s perceived heavy-handedness and insistence on sleeping during council meetings. They have called him “callous” among other adjectives.
When asked about all this, Mayo Pordgesnoot stated “Dey jealous I mayo and brunged good stuff to Bunnville. Da lack of choo-choos were not my fault. I ordered dem online and da package tracking said it has been shipped from the fulfillment centre. Also, wat is dis ‘callous’?! I not dat. I always get da manicure and pedicure and make sure I not have da callous. Is fake noos! Also, a seond mayo is okay….as long as dey do what I say and bringed me Chef Spoomf’s Poofiteroles and crunchy Colon Cookies. As long as they do wat I tell dem, they can do wat they want.”
What a mayo Bunnville has eh folks?
In other news, a fight broke out at a pasta manufacturing plant in Trieste after a worker had a breakdown. Some have said that the worker was burdened with too many tasks and finally snapped. He was heard yelling “I cannelloni do so much!” before going berserk. Fellow colleagues tried to restrain him but to no avail. I guess they were not stroganoff to stop him. They finally were able to restrain the worker without much damage to the final product, prompting the manager to say “Thank goodness. A penne saved is a penne earned.” The worker was eventually taken to the local hospital and placed under psychiatric observation. We have been told by sources that he pasta all the tests so far.
That concludes this news update, I’m your host Sam Likeitcold in this very hot storage closet-turned-studio. Tune in later tonight for our special pre-Easter movie about a cheesemaker who tries to commemorate the events of the week in “Gouda Friday”.
Pablo thinks Porridge is lying.
Pablo has evidence that Porridge wants to be the Mayo forever and will do everything and anything to be Mayo forever. Pablo has been talking to Sheriff Cubby and she has sent over evidence of Porridge saying that he will be the Mayo forever.
Why have one mayor when you can have two consuls?
S•P•Q•R
Elect all the rabbits!
Mayor Pongey 2023!! Viva Pongey!!
I think as many rabbits as want to do it can be Mayor. Reddit is a global community and the globe is pretty big so there’s probably room for everybunny.
Huh, I thought being mayo was about eating TP and tortilla chips.
Sir tedward fluffy-foot is ready to hop up to the task
Porridge is very cool and nice and stuff.. or he’s a pulling our tails
Mayo of the people!
Pablo concurs! The more buns in office the better!!
He says that now. **After** his term is over.
How do you not squish his cheeks all day?
Awwww Porry, you are so sweet and tender hearted! 💗💗
I only have 1 vote, and it’s going to you Porridge.
“Being a mayor is abot being cool and doing things and being nice and stuff”
Porridge is so innocent…
And hats! Don’t forget the hats
We need more politicians like him
This is why Porridge will always be one of the best Mayos in the world!
Having one mayor is a human notion! Rabbits have more of a direct democracy 😄
We need a political summit between mayors Porridge and Pablo
Porridge, I like the cut of your jib.
I love you Porry! And I know that there are multiple towns in Bunland, which is why there has to be TRAINS! ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 ❤️ 💙 💜 💖
My lion head mix looks just like him. lucky has his hair growing between his ears and around his chin.
And this is why porridge gets votes!
Side note: was Porridge a former lab rabbit? Just noticed his tattoo.
What a gorgeous bun
So precious!!
This is the eyebrow rabbit yes???
Precious Porry gets my vote (and steals my heart) every single time.
Oh my God, those cheeks!
I am loving this porridge lore develop within the past few months. I have no buns but seeing these cute photos and stories always brightens my day. Thank you to everyone in this community
Mouf