Goomb evening from our temporary temporary newsroom inside the lair of the dreaded Earses Thief that smells like stale earwax and Lemon-scented cleaner. I’m your anchor Eddie Fice bringing you the large and imposing structure that is the news.
Tonight, Bunnville Mayo Pordinge was photographed looking shocked and confused. Critics jumped on this saying, “How is this different from his regular look? He thinks clues is what he does to doors when he wants privacy.” This cutting riposte caused widespread debate within Bunnville.
A source close to the Mayo, who shall remain nameless per their request, stated that this video was taken just as the Mayo was told that he was successful in dividing by zero. They said the Mayo was startled after a loud scream was heard. The Faculty of Microphones and Earses Conduction at the Universitat du Bunnville stated that their equipment registered two distinct sources for this sound – one from the Faculty of Counting Stuff and from a source several kilometres away.
A few hours later, Tertullian called emergency services after Doctor Alan Furring fell to the ground groaning and mumbling, “He…he….he divided by zero…gadzooks! Da mathematical foundations have been shattered! Wat next? calculating the angle of a circle?! Oh the bunmanity, da utter bunmanity of it all…” Paramedics attended the scene and found Doctor Furring in a fetal position and licking his own thumpers while moaning what sounds a lot like Hanson’s “Mmmbop”.
We attempted to get a statement from the Mayo but all we received was an email soaked in pee which immediately short circuited the computer. The Faculty of Natural Spookiness have sent investigators to determine how a pee-soaked email was sent. We were told that the investigation is nearly concluded and that, and we quote, “Urine for a huge surprise.”
In other news, paramedics responded to a lipstick manufacturing facility after it was disclosed that they accidentally added superglue to the batch mixture. The investigation is ongoing. When we asked the police and company public relations for updates, all they said was, “Our lips are sealed.”
That concludes this news report. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about a bunny farm haunted by ghosts, in “A Hare Raising Haunting”.
deadskramzsociety
Why is he looking at me like that?
RikiPol
Ol foot pisser, I got one of them
Grand_Brilliant_3202
200. Big ear.
Twisternine
“Omg it’s Albert Einstein”
Very cute bunny ❤️
Omarzchick
Foot pissing or not, a Porridge post is a welcome sight.
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THIS IS A BNN BREAKING NEWS REPORT
Goomb evening from our temporary temporary newsroom inside the lair of the dreaded Earses Thief that smells like stale earwax and Lemon-scented cleaner. I’m your anchor Eddie Fice bringing you the large and imposing structure that is the news.
Tonight, Bunnville Mayo Pordinge was photographed looking shocked and confused. Critics jumped on this saying, “How is this different from his regular look? He thinks clues is what he does to doors when he wants privacy.” This cutting riposte caused widespread debate within Bunnville.
A source close to the Mayo, who shall remain nameless per their request, stated that this video was taken just as the Mayo was told that he was successful in dividing by zero. They said the Mayo was startled after a loud scream was heard. The Faculty of Microphones and Earses Conduction at the Universitat du Bunnville stated that their equipment registered two distinct sources for this sound – one from the Faculty of Counting Stuff and from a source several kilometres away.
A few hours later, Tertullian called emergency services after Doctor Alan Furring fell to the ground groaning and mumbling, “He…he….he divided by zero…gadzooks! Da mathematical foundations have been shattered! Wat next? calculating the angle of a circle?! Oh the bunmanity, da utter bunmanity of it all…” Paramedics attended the scene and found Doctor Furring in a fetal position and licking his own thumpers while moaning what sounds a lot like Hanson’s “Mmmbop”.
We attempted to get a statement from the Mayo but all we received was an email soaked in pee which immediately short circuited the computer. The Faculty of Natural Spookiness have sent investigators to determine how a pee-soaked email was sent. We were told that the investigation is nearly concluded and that, and we quote, “Urine for a huge surprise.”
In other news, paramedics responded to a lipstick manufacturing facility after it was disclosed that they accidentally added superglue to the batch mixture. The investigation is ongoing. When we asked the police and company public relations for updates, all they said was, “Our lips are sealed.”
That concludes this news report. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about a bunny farm haunted by ghosts, in “A Hare Raising Haunting”.
Why is he looking at me like that?
Ol foot pisser, I got one of them
200. Big ear.
“Omg it’s Albert Einstein”
Very cute bunny ❤️
Foot pissing or not, a Porridge post is a welcome sight.