No Porritches?

15 Comments

1. nestlebottle 8 months ago

   The mayor’s gaze is upon us

2. GrilledCookies 8 months ago

   *He’s watching*

3. lilmalgal 8 months ago

   I don’t know what I did, but I feel like I have to confess something!!

4. jarchack 8 months ago

   The all seeing eye of the illuminati

5. neressma 8 months ago

   His eye is a security camera

6. ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn 8 months ago

   Porridge looks into your soul.

   He judges you on your love for him and if you give him nanners.

   And he judged you as okay today.

7. RedBaronII 8 months ago

   Not-so-megamind Porde

8. Thrashstronaut 8 months ago

   Scritch that mayo you monster!

9. Arrowstar 8 months ago

   This is legit creepy lol. Porry looks like an alien! 😮

10. theD0gfish 8 months ago

    Minimind

11. PaperAccomplished874 8 months ago

    Ill be honest looks a bit like those aliens what they show on tv time to me from space. 🫠🤣❤️🥰

12. RogueViator 8 months ago

    [BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)

    THIS IS A BNN NEWS HALPS DA MAYO SPECIAL REPORT

     

    He stares at you with eyes so deep,

    His soul boring into yours.

    Such a feat and such a treat

    For Pomfrij who stands on all fours.

     

    Mayo looks at you with longing yearn,

    Silently asking “do you hab da apple joos for meez?”

    The quiet beg of those deep dark eyes

    Makes you want to huggle him and squeeze.

     

    Brimming with tears, he silently fears,

    The joos is naught to hear.

    So get off your rump and gather Apples by gum,

    Now get your behind in gear.

     

    This has been a BNN News Porgyjig Is Sadweeze Report.

13. Princeoplecs 8 months ago

    Sendins all the fusses, scritches and treats Mayo Podge!

14. NightSkulker 8 months ago

    That reminds me of certain anime visual narration themes.

15. WholovesOrangesoda_ 8 months ago

    Mayor porridge!!! We love you