I was outside picking grass for dinner, when Porridge wanted to come outside as well. So, I let him, because why not. The first thing he did? …Ate a dead bug he found on the ground.
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I was outside picking grass for dinner, when Porridge wanted to come outside as well. So, I let him, because why not. The first thing he did? …Ate a dead bug he found on the ground.
by deltadelta199
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God damn it, Porridge. You are supposed to be a vegan.
Pinji, noooo
He wanted some protein 🙂
Typical pongry, I would expect this from him tbh
Even bunnies know veganism isn’t good 💪
Mmmm, crunchy
Was it a cool bug
Not appropriate behavior from Mayo. Undignified.
Heh, my bunnies used to kill and eat prying mantises and crickets
a true connoisseur
So much for rabbits being soley vegetarian……….. hahaha!
Well he’s against the laws of nature now he’ll always amaze me
A man of culture I see.
My bun accidentally killed a cockroach once and then took a few bites of the poor thing before I managed to clean it up
The first time our indoors kitten managed to dart outside, he immediately found and licked a cane toad. Less than 10 seconds from me opening the door to go out. After getting taken to the vets to get his mouth scrubbed out he was fine, but still, my nerves didn’t need all that drama.
Some pets just seem to have an instinct for the worst possible thing they could stick in their mouths.
Oh Porry youse so good getting that bug out of your hoomans way, such a lovely smile too.
Once my bunny escaped because the engineer that was here had left the door open. He came back in IMMEDIATELY. I’ve never seen him run so fast 😭
I see he’s upping his protein
Lawl reminds me when I first got my cat. He was living in my garage (he was feral at the time) and one day i invited him up into my apartment. On his way up he stops and eats a dead spider off the staircase 🥴
Porry is so dumb lol
I once found a tiny slug in Coco’s fur (outdoor bun), as I removed it I accidentally dropped it in front of her and she snapped it up and ate it 🤢
Ponge is Smort.
He is trying to make sure that it Cubby succeeds in overthrowing him. Then he has the strength to never move because of his Chonky strength.
purdge eats meat….. we are next
< [BROKEN NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) >
THIS IS A BNN BROKEN NEWS SPECIAL PROGRAM BY MAYO POMPFSCHLOOT
Müther I did not eat the bug,
I was doing CPR,
Like how Doctor Bigwig taught me,
Why is that bizarre?
There was a tiny accident,
When the bug went down my throat.
I did not notice it at first,
Until I felt my tummy bloat.
The image does still haunt me,
I called Sheriff Cub and confessed.
She will wait for it to come out,
Before making an arrest.
She will charge it with trespassing,
For violating the law of kings.
For disturbing the peace of the Mayo,
And other serious things!
So I plead completely innocent,
There was no intent to slaughter!
So when voting day arrives shortly,
Please still vote for Ponger!
This has been a BNN News Special Programming by the Pongyroo for Bunnville Mayo Campaign.
“Ooh! Free Sky Raisin!”
was it good tho?
Probably made a nice *crunch* sound
He’s a different kind of special
Is he part chocolate lab?
Porridge is wise beyond our years. He’s just trying to protect everybody else from that threatening insect. We’ll never understand his boundless reasoning and the risks and sacrifices he makes.
PORRIDGE4MAYO 2024
‘Cuz trains
*BÜG*
Hey, it’s better than him eating some horse poo. [glares at the dog I got saddled with]
I know they chew wires and eat wood, but gross. Porridge, you look too innocent to eat things like this. 😄
it was important mayo business. wouldnt expect a human pleb to understand
So adorable, and greatest bunny name 🙂
He learned it from bigwig
I had a rabbit who would kill ants that came into my apartment. One day, I saw him sniffing the ground, seemed to nom something. I went over to see if it was something he SHOULD eat, but I just saw an ant cut in half.
My wife started calling him a stone cold killer after that.
Rabbits are primarily herbivores, but also opportunistic carnivores. We never see them like this because we offer only an herbivore diet and wild rabbits are associated with the same. But wild rabbits can and will eat carrion. Our domestic bunnies may also choose to indulge in meat, given the opportunity. That vegan lifestyle isn’t for everyone, fam-os. Porridge was just feeling his inner beast today. He felt like eating a bug and later he’s going to go to the gym. He’s a Chad. Don’t fight it.
I love that as soon as I saw this pic I knew it was Porridge. He is a celebrity 🤩
The mayor needs the extra protein 🤣
Hey, that one brain cell needs all the fuel it can get! ❤️
“Well you didn’t want it, apparently”
The one time that i had decided to let my rat outside as we had moved to a complex with a shared yard i was holding him and i said “fuck it i’ll let him on the ground for a second” ,,, he immediately managed to walk straight into a drain hole on the ground. luckily i caught him but i took him straight back into his cage
And he’d do it again!
Seriously though, how is Porridge so perfect and cute? Love him!
I CANT HIS LITTLE FACE 😂😭 silly guy
Unleashing his inner predetor
Once my rabbit accidentally bit my finger and literally tasted my blood 😳
Just one of his mayoral duties.
Just like people who only eat roadkill. Mayo P wouldn’t harm another being just to eat it. A role model for the rest of us.