Rabbits rule 1: never get late with food Rabbits rule 2: rabbits will take various shapes at various times
AppleCiderVinagar
Rabbits are accordions.
marissazam
Every time! lol. One of my buns looks super chonky when she’s in loaf mode but then she’ll flop or move around and look normal size
wakito64
Yup, my bun is a fat loaf most of the time and sometimes he will stretch like a furry snake and remind me he isn’t a fatty, he is just lazy and likes to sleep most of the time
Amphy64
How I thought a dwarf angora would work: little angora!
How they actually work: As an eldritch fluff entity, I have the right to take any form at any moment, including ‘omg where is the bun how did they fit there’ and ‘giant angora in ya face suffocating you with infinite floof’.
I should have been warned when (after a panic) I found my previous, actual giant breed, angora had happily squished through a hole to sit in a normal-sized cardboard rabbit castle (which I’d got for my *chinchillas*, rodents not bun breed, at the time, and the hole looked reasonable for them!). And she truly was big, over 9lb. Rabbits are liquid enough without the deceptiveness of floof, the ‘little’ one just seems to channel the genetics of both sides of her ancestry, English, I think, angoras being mixed with Nethies to create a new dwarf breed, and to switch between being either of their size at any moment, but especially if it would confuse the human.
Mycroft033
So true!
Kanotari
Rabbits take whatever shape pleases them at the time and are not subject to the laws of physics.
sporiolis
Tacticool sploot
Kellymvp111saf3
Rabbits are accordions confirmed
Nethlem
r/RabbitsAreLiquid
Appropriate-News1688
Rabbits are like living rubber bands, stretching and squishing into whatever shape they fancy at the moment.
averyspicyburrito
They will look like The Phat. Until they do The Lomng.
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Rabbits rule 1: never get late with food
Rabbits rule 2: rabbits will take various shapes at various times
Rabbits are accordions.
Every time! lol. One of my buns looks super chonky when she’s in loaf mode but then she’ll flop or move around and look normal size
Yup, my bun is a fat loaf most of the time and sometimes he will stretch like a furry snake and remind me he isn’t a fatty, he is just lazy and likes to sleep most of the time
How I thought a dwarf angora would work: little angora!
How they actually work: As an eldritch fluff entity, I have the right to take any form at any moment, including ‘omg where is the bun how did they fit there’ and ‘giant angora in ya face suffocating you with infinite floof’.
I should have been warned when (after a panic) I found my previous, actual giant breed, angora had happily squished through a hole to sit in a normal-sized cardboard rabbit castle (which I’d got for my *chinchillas*, rodents not bun breed, at the time, and the hole looked reasonable for them!). And she truly was big, over 9lb. Rabbits are liquid enough without the deceptiveness of floof, the ‘little’ one just seems to channel the genetics of both sides of her ancestry, English, I think, angoras being mixed with Nethies to create a new dwarf breed, and to switch between being either of their size at any moment, but especially if it would confuse the human.
So true!
Rabbits take whatever shape pleases them at the time and are not subject to the laws of physics.
Tacticool sploot
Rabbits are accordions confirmed
r/RabbitsAreLiquid
Rabbits are like living rubber bands, stretching and squishing into whatever shape they fancy at the moment.
They will look like The Phat.
Until they do The Lomng.
Butternut squash body
They never have a consistent shape