So this is Lola. Lola is not a cuddly bunny. She'll come and sit next to me and likes pets but she doesn't cuddle in or really sit on me much, which is fine.
Last night I had a really terrible headache and was not feeling well at all and this little lady jumped up and sat on me for quite a while. For context, I was laying on my side on the sofa and she was sat up on my hip. In my naive mind I thought that she could tell I wasn't feeling well and wanted to give me love.
Oh how wrong I was. She bit me on the boob and then did a nice big wee (possibly the biggest I've ever seen her do) all down my back.
Don't let how cute she is fool you, she's secretly an evil mastermind
by No-Pattern506