Oreo recently had a tooth and abscess removal surgery and while she still has a hole in her face she’s not allowed outside due to the risk of bugs (and other stuff). This has not stopped her from begging and even attempting to escape (sometimes succeeding).
She has been hiding behind the corner waiting for someone to enter the house and IMMEDIATELY sprinting outside. and god forbid we have a guest over who is not as aware of how much oreo will do to just get outdoors. She follows around new people walking to the door just to wait for them to open it and SPRINT OUTSIDE!
Once she gets outside she runs around the yard doing binkies as we chase her and try to lure her indoors. most people tell me that pray animals like rabbits do not like being chased BUT SHE IS A COMPLETE CONTRADICTION TO THAT NARRATIVE! she taunts and will stop running if we get to far just to look back and munch on grass menacingly.
she is evil and she knows what she is doing!
by Mr_BigToe1